Welcome To The Loony Bin

You Are At Our Reception Desk

• A hard hat.
• Eye protection.
• Ear defenders.
• Boots with toe protection.
• A high visibility vest.
• Protective gloves.
• Those special trousers that show two inches of bum cleavage.

• Overalls are recommended as the site is rather dirty.

The inmates at this establishment are:

• Mike & Sally Software

• The Levensulme Post

• Michael Alexander Leitch-Devlin

• Sally Ann Leitch-Devlin

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