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Welcome To The Loony Bin
You Are At Our Reception Desk
Warning: This is a construction site. To proceed safely past this point you should wear...
- A hard hat.
- Eye protection.
- Ear defenders.
- Boots with toe protection.
- A high visibility vest.
- Protective gloves.
- Those special trousers that show two inches of bum cleavage.
- Overalls are recommended as the site is rather dirty.
The inmates at this establishment are:
Please feel free to visit. If you prefer, write to ....
michael@loonybin.u-net.com